#Resident evil 4 wiki punisher how to#

This is Resident Evil 4 not Kisscraft.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Problems are about to be solved. American school girls doing menial tasks.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ To be fair though, I am an idiot.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I hope you didn't accidentally sell me anything too early, Stranger.вЂќ - Matt as the Merchant вЂњ No Matt, no kisses. I can't believe you were talking about my weird monkey ears!вЂќ - Matt вЂњ I am just dripping with flash grenades.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ And now the viewer will think they could do it better.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Your dad gave me permission to beat you.вЂќ - Pat, to Ashley вЂњ Thanks Obama.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ Ashley wanted to spend her time with a guy that doesn't get her asshole maced.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ I was actually thinking, should I reload my save file to get back those four shotgun shells?вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I assume the snake ate the chicken egg, and there's not some sort of weird snake/chicken hybrid running around.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ If I went to church and the dude was pile driving like, a dummy of Satan.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Please don't sniper scope my asshole this time.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ When I say you have to fight invisible enemies in a survival horror game, you'd probably go, 'Fuck you and fuck that!'вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I can't wait to get shot in the mouth.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Man, this riot shotgun looks so fucking cool.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Why are we making fun of blind people?вЂќ - Pat вЂњ He just got done with the coitus, and he calls her 'fuckface!?'вЂќ - Matt вЂњ That parasite horse gets good gas mileage.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Hey Ashley, solve your own murder!вЂќ - Matt вЂњ Did you see those dirtbags started a wiki article about every time I fuck up!?вЂќ - Pat вЂњ This is the new fetish.

#Resident evil 4 wiki punisher how to#

If you don't know how to swim, learn how to.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ What happens if Waterworld happens? Then you're fucked!вЂќ - Matt вЂњ How rude. cause who's never wanted to suplex an evil priest? It's the American Dream, really.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ I need more goat testicles, in my mouth.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Draw a butt, and if you get an erection, you may have a problem.вЂќ - Pat, quoting advice from Plague of Gripes вЂњ Merchant Obama is the worst Obama.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I remember all the things people do to me when I'm unconscious.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Not all the things.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ I'm looking at your vagina.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Can you see them? Why am I physically getting off the couch to look?вЂќ - Matt вЂњ I wonder if the penetration of the Punisher.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I always ask myself that same question!вЂќ - Matt вЂњ Learn how to swim kids. they're easy to catch.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Too bad your chainsaw doesn't have a scope, you fucking turd!вЂќ - Matt вЂњ. I'm mating with this jokeвЂќ - Pat вЂњ Everyone would be like, 'Pat, your dick is huge.', but no, it's not though.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ You know what they say about fish with big mouths. and then I was like, 'fuck that'.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Remember when we played this last, and you accidentally killed the guy?вЂќ - Matt вЂњ That's the joke I'm mating. so if I fuck up, I should feel really ashamed.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Remember when we said we'd never do this because the game is too good?вЂќ - Pat вЂњ Now I don't speak Spanish, but I believe he is like, 'Suck my balls'.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ I was looking at stuff like, what if we did a no-merchant run.

No wonder this is Woolie's favorite Resident Evil.вЂќ - Matt вЂњ That dog!вЂќ - Matt & Pat вЂњ. I can't just keep jamming Resident Evil in my whore mouth.вЂќ - Pat вЂњ In fact, you get rewarded for animal cruelty. вЂњ We gotta remember when the dumb moments are, and shut our stupid, stupid whore mouths.